Swine Flu Monitor

The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
by idolatro15 September 28, 2009
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Vaccinated Swine

1. any fully vaccinated stout, cloven-hoofed artiodactyl of the Old World family Suidae, having a thick hide sparsely covered with coarse hair, a disklike snout, and an often short, tasseled tail: now of worldwide distribution and hunted or raised for its meat and other products.Compare hog, pig1, wild boar.
the domestic hog, Sus scrofa.
2. a fully vaccinated coarse, gross, or brutishly sensual person.
3. a fully vaccinated contemptible person.
4. someone who is out of touch with reality, can be Fully or half vaccinated.
I got dreams; does it look like i want to become vaccinated swine?
by estanswer December 18, 2021
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Swine flu

An instance where you or someone you know gets wasted and hooks up with a fatty without their knowing, and can't seem to get rid of them
Man 1: Dude, who's this girl that keeps calling you?
Man 2: Don't worry about it; I just got drunk last night and now I've got the swine flu.
by shifter027 June 06, 2010
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Swine Flu

catching the swine flu’ to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman
by C-10 February 17, 2011
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Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs
Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.
by Estall December 31, 2009
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Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.
Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.
by Srt123456 February 10, 2010
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Uncultured Swine

An uncultured swine, (AKA a Colby) is someone who doesn't know shit about a fucking thing related to pop culture. Sometimes, their complete lack of knowledge makes you so absolutely sick, you projectile vomit all over their stupid face.
You've never seen Game of Thrones? You uncultured swine!

Dude, you're such and uncultured swine, your name must be Colby.
by K, Love You Bye February 12, 2023
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