Piper carnley

Big fat munter

Biggest munter in outwood
Piper carnley is a big fat munter
by Mr telephone man June 28, 2022
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Sand Piper

An attractive woman with extremely thin legs
Marie has an hour glass figure, but she has sand piper legs
by snookie pie October 25, 2023
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Will Piper

A Tavistock drug dealer that likes to pressure elderly men and sleep with underaged children
Omg! It’s Will Piper!”
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Piper Robinson

An albino girl with blonde hair, freckles, and is very thicc.
John: Did you see Piper Robinson over there with Mike?
Dean: Yeah, she one thicc momma ya know what I’m sayin?
by LeWaterSheep August 31, 2019
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Piper Rice

Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.
“Look at her, her hairs so long and nice”
“Yeah she must be piper Rice
by DumbWhore101 October 18, 2019
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Piper McDowell

admirable, adorable, alluring, angelic, appealing, beauteous, bewitching, captivating, charming, classy, comely, cute, dazzling, delicate, delightful, divine, elegant, enthralling, enticing, excellent, exquisite, fair, fascinating, fetching, fine, foxy, good-looking, gorgeous, graceful, grand, handsome, ideal
by Salty__Pancakes December 06, 2019
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Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
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