Bike Nonce

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.

"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"

by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024

Nonce

Prince Andrew

Bro, have you heard of Prince Andrew?
Me : Oh yeah man, he a nonce.

by NerdofWarcraft September 14, 2021

Nonce

A Nigerian man on houseparty called Muhammad. He constantly says the word Emily and gets bullied by 11 and 14 year olds

“Emily” says Muhammad

“Shut up Muhammad you’re a nonce” Says joe

by Muhammad’s worst nightmare July 11, 2020

Nonce

Someone who wanks over children

Jack Cole was caught again wanking over his nephew. That Nonce cunts at it again)

by Cowfields May 24, 2019

Nonce

No-nse

A huge paedophile. likes fiddling with Teenagers and maybe even primary school children. (really foul)

person1 "did you hear about Jimmy Saville?"

person2 "yeah I heard he was a massive NONCE."

by English Slang 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 June 26, 2023

Nonce

Nonce - British slang for pedophile.

Bro I swear Donald Trump is a nonce, he tried to steal my 2 year old sister from me

by YouTube AtaBtww September 27, 2020

Nonce

A person who still plays fortnite who is over the age of 16

-you know jimmy down the road he’s such a nonce

-why mate

-because he’s 20 and he still plays fortnite

by Anonymous 20001 January 21, 2021