Eva Maria

She left looking for sun on the beach :(

Formula V: Eva Maria se fue buscando el sol en la playa
You: beaner

by IFuckingHateEve December 5, 2023

Eva Glangart

The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.

"Damn, she's being a total Eva Glangart right now." "Yeah, she sucks."

by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022

Eva

A sexy beast who is very nice, smart, funny, amazing and also sexy again

OMG ur a such an Eva

by Evalover123 May 24, 2022

Eva Harp

Bisexual and hawt ;)

"Wow, that's Eva Harp!? Is she bi!"
"Damnnnnnn she's hawt"

by Evahxrp December 4, 2020

EVA

Something people use to protect their data privacy from data exploitation. Eva also helps people maintain their digital wellbeing and stay away from online predators, such as hackers who try to steal data for their advantage.

I use Eva to protect me from Brath the data stealer.

Eva is helping me a lot with digital wellbeing.

by TheInitial27 November 9, 2020

Eva

Eva is a very very very veeryyyyy small person. Kinda like a hobbit but with better hair. The clothes are the same tho (homeless/gay vibes). She’s got an ASS and well I guess she’s a bit funny sometimes. Sometimes.

- Where’s Eva I don’t see her ??
- Oh that’s because she is so small, she is actually right in front of you

by Evy.g934 February 25, 2024

Eva Luna

Eva Luna is the cutest, funniest, most beautiful and intelligent girl you’ll ever meet. You’re most likely to find her saving hurt animals or helping old people with crossing the street.

If you ever meet a Eva Luna, you should count your lucky stars and never let her go, she will be the best friend you’ll ever have.

‘Hey, who was that amazingly funny hottie we met the other day while cleaning the beach for charity?’

‘Oh, that was Eva Luna.’

by Girlwithapassionforturtles November 21, 2021