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Kyle

A asexual sub-species of human, who is born by punching a hole through drywall, in which will activate a portal to the Monster Energy Fountain. The Drywall will mix with the Monster Energy to form Kyle- Destroyer of Walls.
You see that guy pushing kids off the top of the playground at the park?
Yeah, that's a purebred Kyle in his natural Habitat.
by TMase95 June 20, 2019
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A person who punches holes in drywall and shotguns monster. Possibly not a good relationship with his father. Sensitive but acts tough. Flat brimmed hats a must
Damn it, someone drank all my monster and punched a hole in the wall, was it you Kyle

No, dad! It wasn't me!!!
by Rkelly999 June 20, 2019
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(N): A Monster drinking guy who gains infinite power everytime he drinks a Monster; Guy who weight lifts and will help us out at raiding Area 52!
Kyle: I drink Monster
Karen: Fuck off Satanic beast
Kyle: NO U
Karen: I would like to talk to the manager
Kyle: FOOL I AM THE MANAGER
by Eim Gay September 22, 2019
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The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.
Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.
by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019
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Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family
That guy Kyle is nothing like the internet says he would be.
by Mr retard man October 2, 2019
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Kyle would say something like. “I have roots, none of these have roots
by Locaine October 10, 2019
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Kyle is a great person very sweet, and great to cuddle with but doesn’t really like affection.
by Joel æsthetic August 2, 2019
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