Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.

Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.

by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021

Testicles

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm

His testicles have lots of sperm

by bigrolly August 26, 2021

testicle joshin

When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.

Yeah man… Lindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.

by Horse Peen July 3, 2021

testicle

balls nigga , good ol' balls , a more professional term is douchebag , bag of balls..etc , it means nice

my mom is such a testicle

by shanyalabaad January 13, 2022

Testicle Tingler

When you look at or see a hot sexy girl who you would like to get intimate with and your getting aroused making your testicles tingle.

Jen... what's up with you?
Jez... I've been checking Holly out and she's giving me a testicle tingler.

by The Plumber Jezza J October 26, 2022

Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.

Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.

by zzing December 8, 2021

Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals

KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.

by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021