alarm tard

Someone who sets multiple alarms. When each alarm goes off the alarm tard hits the snooze button as many times as possible. These people know exactly how many times they can hit snooze befor they are cut off too. That is why they have set multiple alarms. The alarm tard generally will make sure alarms are going off every 10 minutes for hours prior to their actual wake-up itme... HOURS!!!!

Alarm tard/alarm (ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man: "Grumble" falls back asleep
(ata): BEEP BEEP BEEP... hits snooze
Man:WTF!!!

by Dj Ezdik March 7, 2014

tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.

Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019

Chung tard

Someone who is an absolute dingus

Did you see that guy jump off that ledge he’s an absolute chung tard

by Dat boi brendo April 20, 2020

uncreative-tard

These pieces of shit you'll easily identify when the curse, but they censor their swearing. These people needs to censor things instead of simply remove the bad words, just because their lack of creativity.

Average Youtube Comment: "Shut the f*** up, you piece of Sh*t".
This fucking idiot is a uncreative-tard, needs to censor instead of coming with something a little bit more creative.

by Mr. Memo Herdez March 15, 2019

tard-wad

The act of being a complete moron. It replaces more offensive words that piss people off.

Person 1: Did you see that guy use his baby as a hacky sack?
Person 2: Yeah, what a tard-wad.

by Meetah April 19, 2010

Tard Boy

A person of any gender or race that acts in such a way that he/she makes everyone in their vicinity reconsider being around them.

Did you see that kid Johnathan trying to show off at that party yesterday? He’s such a tard boy.

by anti-tardboy October 25, 2017

K-Tard

A Twitter retard who contributes nothing to an argument by posting Kim Chung Soo or some other random K-Pop singer, whilst also begging for you to "Stan" them.

Shut up, K-Tard

by Legit not a troll June 14, 2020