stoner dot

A small tattooed dot on the hand, usually on the web between the index finger and thumb.

"Did you see the stoner dot on that guy?"

by oddism January 7, 2016

stoner moment

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.

It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.

by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

Stoner Chef

A guy whos stoned,but for some strange reason (do not question it) they will cook ,not stick in the microwave,but make burgers,eggs,pancakes,or a sandwhich made of those 3! There a rare sight.

Yeah son after we got back from cheefin on 2 of these fat ass gars,Aaron hit the kitchen and made us chicken w/ yellow rice hes such a stoner chef,I love that dude.

by Mr.Ganja August 18, 2010

stoner chill

Used to describe how much one wants to calm down.

"No worries. Let's be chill, like stoner chill."

by Chaos Sniper November 28, 2009

Stoner Nose

chronic stuffy nose caused by smoking excessive amounts of....chronic

Clare had to take a sudafed before she went to work because she blazed too much chronic last night and thus had an awful case of stoner nose

by Mr.Drew+Doren January 4, 2011

stoners bench

Any sort of apparatus such as a bleecher, park bench, picnic table, and similar structures where high schoolers go to get get stoned in groups. Most commonly used stoners benches are hidden away from plain sight (like in a bush, behind a shed etc.) It is also a guarantee that all of them are covered in creative colourful graffiti as a mark left by other stoners. A sanctuary to escape the bullshit of everyday life, just make sure school security or cops aren't around to bust your ass

Stoner1: Hey man, I got some green but no where to smoke it safe.
Stoner2: Man there's the stoners bench behind the bushes at the end of the football field, no one ever sees us there.

by kushsauce March 5, 2015

Stoners takeout

When you take a downstem full of weed stick it up a girls vagina, light it, then take it out and suck the smoke out of her pussy while eating her out

Yo dude I got some amazing Stoners takeout last night! Got high while eating pussy!

by Mschoksondik December 8, 2015