simpled

The art of of getting completely and utterly wasted to the point of no return. You may be there physically, but mentally you are here, there and everywhere. The amount of alcohol is indescribable to the average human being and it is - quite frankly - a rarity to be considered as a person capable of getting simpled. If you are considered one of these people then you are to be considered as nothing less then a simple phenomenon
Last night, I was completely and utterly... simpled.
I’ve had a shit day, I can’t wait to get simpled tonight.
by Denis Rossman February 10, 2021
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2.Easily understood or done; presenting no difficulty.3.Plain, basic, or uncomplicated in form, nature, or design; without much decoration or ornamentation.
"the simple truth"
"a simple white blouse"
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A word that I coined. Refers to anyone who says shit that makes your retard alarm go off.
"David, did you know that water is melted ice?"

"Jesus Christ Joey you're so fucking simple"
by PickledCactus May 08, 2023
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A person who is toxic and angry when he plays any kind of game, has a small penis and a small brain
WTF look this guy he is so simple
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Not very intelligent; a person who has difficulty learning things ;lacking in knowledge or expertise

Similar to the word 'daft' which pertains to 'a stupid person; foolish'

Commonly spoken by British English (BrE) speakers, who have quite an extensive vocabulary to express their words.
*friend slips forward attempting to cross motorway and faces head on with a lorry, sending Him 50 metres horizontally

Bloke: oi, fuck you alright mate?
Bloke 2: are you simple? bloody help Him man!
by Danii.j_ May 21, 2022
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by Swedish swede March 01, 2023
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