Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.

Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!

by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009

shitty baby

1. A child born out of a womans asshole.
2. A complete douche bag.
3. Someone you utterly hate

1. Tom Cruise is a shitty baby.
2. Drew B.

by Pete P. December 25, 2006

Shitty day

One of these days where you start the morning accidentaly stepping excrement. While you clean your right shoe, you find out that its all over the left shoe too, and your sock. The smell won't go.

my day started really shitty too.. had to walk around with ppl asking all the time, did someone step on kaki?

-"This office smells funny.. check your sole man"
-"yes, its me.. seems like a shitty day..."

by MishOr January 9, 2011

shitty morning

the process of shitting with out wiping then bending over on top of one of your friends while their sleeping, then punching them in the stomach which makes their head spring into your unwiped asshole.

makai: i just gave jack a shitty morning

jack:FUCK!!!!

by bitchass111 May 7, 2010

titty shitty

extra shitty

Our team lost the championship, what a bummer. It was so titty shitty.

by Jbods12 May 29, 2010

Shitty Knickers

Noun; Referrs to someone who has shit himself/herself in public....especially when it happens after getting proper pissed (drunk).

"Look, it's shitty knickers...what a disgrace she is! Let's hope she stays sober enough to keep it in tonight. Anyone has toilet paper?"

by Rushka June 16, 2016

Shitty Comeback

an overused or just retarded comeback

"your mom!"

"dude that was a shitty comeback"

by genlo January 18, 2009