Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

sausage girth

Looking up girth for comparison of male genitals while attempting in vain to not seem gay, a homophobic search term.

I'll look up sausage girth on you tube and nobody will suspect a thing.

by whatatroll May 26, 2014

Sausage Pact

A sausage pact is a polygamy consisting of only guys. The structure of the marriage differs from group to group. For example, one sausage pact may have a rotational alpha-male, while others may have a traditional alpha-male. The sausage pact is related to the sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey Alex, congratulations on your sausage pact, send my love to your husbands for me!

by Milkes November 18, 2018

Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 29, 2016

MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

by Drobs December 21, 2010

Sausage Whiff

The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.

"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."

by whiffmyster July 15, 2022

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020