Saturday

The day reserved for the boys

Reasonable uses
Shelby: what are we doing Saturday?
Cody: nothing hoe, Saturdays are for the boys.
Ex #2
Brannan: I can't hang fellas, I'm gonna be with (insert female name here) on saturday
Alex: bros before hoes Saturday is for the boys

by Cgrizzy September 23, 2017

Saturday Phatter Day

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.

"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."

by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013

Sloppy Saturday

When you and 2-3 friends get a 30-pack of beer and a 30-pack of white castle at 6am on Saturday and you have to finish it before noon.

The first one to shit their pants or puke loses.

Dave: "Yo bro, lets do sloppy saturday tomorrow!"
Kris: "Aw hecky naw, I shit my pants last sloppy saturday"

by pizzapals November 17, 2023

Sober Saturday

A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.

A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!

by Analus Samus October 18, 2019

Saturday School

Where you tell your boss your taking your kids when your to drunk to wake up on Saturday

“Sorry bro can’t make it in today, my baby momma just droppped the kids off ; j have to take them to Saturday school. My bad

by Uncleray2469 October 25, 2025

Saturday Club

A Discord server that lasted from 2018-2020

Ace: Do you guys remember Saturday Club
Ian: Yeah, but it's all about Sunday Club now

by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021

Saturday Car

The feeling of a little car sickness mixed with the sun beating through the window making you really warm as you are a passenger a car traveling to a destination that you do not want to go to. This feeling typically presents itself during Saturday errands with your Mom when you are in the backseat of the car and would rather be dead than running errands with your Mom.

I had total Saturday Car on the way to Great Aunt Ellen's house.

by Kay Star January 29, 2009