by PinkBeanBoiiiiiii June 15, 2021

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

Another way to call someone an albino or white as snow. Usually an insult unless the person your calling Starbucks worker works at Starbucks.
by Dodo November 29, 2016

Upon entering a Starbucks coffee shop with a large unknown crowd in the order line, you immediately place you laptop and bag on the last table available and then get in line to place your order. These other patrons have been "Starbucked" by you.
Starbucked: Frank, man did I Starbuck a crew last night at the downtown shop! All five in line got their drinks turned toward the last table and felt the Starbuck!
by Cafe Bucked January 3, 2015

by Imakebullshit August 3, 2024

THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET YOUR NAME RIGHT NO MATTER HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND HOW MANY TIMES YOU TELL THEM THE RIGHT PRONUNCIATION AND SPELLING!
Starbucks employees be like:
Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?
Mia: Mia
Wanda: alright you can wait over there
2 minutes later
Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
Wanda: Can I get a name for your order?
Mia: Mia
Wanda: alright you can wait over there
2 minutes later
Wanda: alright I got an order for Maxine
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

They have good drinks, but the lines go on forever… it’ll take you 25 minutes just to get a cake pop and a Mocha Cookie Crumble.
Presley: ugh it took me 25 minutes to get this food!
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you
Sarah: where’d you get it from?
Presley: Starbucks
Sarah: sucks for you
by mxcha.lxtte May 31, 2022
