Puerto Rican Style

Upside down with a fork in the mouth.

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."

by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012

Puerto Rican Snowstorm

When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.

Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.

by leverr July 26, 2022

Gay Puerto Rican

Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat

HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion

curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight

and he can't spell or write properly

#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole

by BlackTroller November 1, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

Puerto Rican flat tire

When someone replies "PSSSSSSSSSH"
To anything said to them.
Basically saying they don't agree making the sound of a flat tire.
Mostly done by Puerto Rican females

Hey you dating that BBC?
Pssssssh (Puerto Rican flat tire) sound

by Puertoricanflattire March 15, 2020

Puerto Rican tax return

It's when a Puerto Rican girl gives you anal so you'll marry her in order to give her U.S. citizenship.

Bob: I just got a Puerto Rican tax return from this hot piece of ass last night.
Joe: Damn! It's so hot when girls come here illegally.

by Buttstink Goober November 13, 2014

Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus

Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday

by uknev2016 March 26, 2021