mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically

If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .

by mix March 29, 2015

Poke-Asshole

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.

That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!

by DEthington July 16, 2016

gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.

I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.

by openInvent December 17, 2016

Pit Poke

When someone is aggravating you and you want to aggravate them back, you poke them in the pit of their leg, which is located behind the knee.

Pit Poke; When someone is aggravating you, poke them in the pit of their leg while they are standing or sitting, it will really aggravate them.

by Jimbo95 October 13, 2018

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

poke server

Poke Server is a reference to a bad server host with outdated things.

You shouldn't play on that servers, it's a poke server
"A poke server, that's bad."

by Swezed August 22, 2018

Sphincter poke

Another name for anal sex

Did he get sphincter poked last night?

by Wangwapper September 5, 2018