Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Pay The Piper

Bear the consequences of an action or activity that one has enjoyed.

When you call somebody "Dude" after they warn you not to and then they shove their entire fist up your asshole.

You had to pay the piper

by "You're Going To Regret This" July 08, 2019

Piper Wilkes

A boy who is often acting homosexual with his friends. He is considered perverse and really annoying.

"Wow, He's such a Piper Wilkes."

by Joe Hama March 21, 2022

pied piper op

A term used to describe a United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) operation in which anonymous leaks to news sources and message boards are used with partially true information or information that is already public knowledge. The design of these operations is intended to neutralized resistances within populations with the promises that secret "heroes" unknown to them are fighting on their behalf behind the scenes and that the people's perceived enemies are just "one step away" from being exposed and dealt with.

"Q Anon? Nah man. Only stupid boomers believe in that crap. From what I hear it's just another pied piper op."

by Aliel The Heretic October 15, 2020

Hyper piper

To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising

I got hit with a hyper piper from Gerald last night shit was craaaazzy

by Stunky punk November 23, 2021

piper strikers

Another name for a pack of matches. Pipers ( used in the "crackhead" context ) may strike a match to light up their crack rock.

I can't light my Gorilla Mint cigarette without a cigarette lighter or piper strikers.

by Stevey Staxwellhouse December 11, 2009

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020