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Flaming Johnson

When you put Franks Hot Sauce around your penis then stick it in her vagina. On occasion It will give her a rash. Works well as a lubricant.
My boyfriend just gave me a Flaming Johnson. With his huge dick it finally went in but I developed a rash.
by Brett Walshaw April 1, 2008
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Flaming Amazon

Lighting your girl's pubes on fire then putting it out with your own nut
Guy 1 : "Katie had her first Flaming Amazon last night"
Guy 2 : "How did that work out"
Guy 1 : "She got 3rd degree burns. What a dumb bitch"
by Lucavi A.D. February 19, 2009
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flaming dildo

When a girl has been gang-Banged for over one hour straight and can no longer see clearly, and in severe cases she will see the dildos inserted into her vagina on fire, and will scream and moan, but nobody else realizes it, as she's been moaning the whole time.
Me and my friends fucked this bitch, and she started seeing flaming dildos
by Fuckmaster69 December 13, 2013
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flaming carrot

an honour given to one who asks excellent questions, usually in biology
ask questions and you too can be a flaming carrot
by lookatthisgabby April 28, 2010
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flaming arkansas

When a man has sex with a red head... then sets her on fire.
"Where is Sheral?" "She got flaming arkansas, shes dead."
by Hedge Trimmer June 1, 2014
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Flame Fetus

"I got my bitch pregnant on accident so I had to hit her with that "flame fetus"
by EllroyGod December 19, 2021
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Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.
“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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