Nigerian Muskrat

An act of shitting on someones face and letting it stay till it hardens, then taking it off and putting in the freezer for later use, when frozen you wear it as a mask to rob a bank

We would have been in jail if Zeb didnt bring those nigerian muskrats.

by Sleepdome April 24, 2009

Nier

A shorter term for the word that emerged from Negro in the 1800s, nigger. It can also mean "happy people". It is pronounced how "near" is. Also, I know by experience that it can really piss a teacher off when said constantly.

That nier stole my pencil!
Were those indians "near" Lake Mead?
Ms. Nier Meetz! Can I please read now?

by x702 WAYNEHEADx February 14, 2009

Nigerian Bagel

When you take a shit, make it into a circle, fry it, and use the hole in the middle to spy on women in the clubhouse.

yo dude i just saw two fat chicks making out watching through my nigerian bagel...they never knew i was there

by jermonius August 26, 2011

nigeritis

When a white guy pulls a reverse Michael Jackson.

"Yo man, Tino just caught nigeritis...the sad part is he works with cops.

by SpicyTP June 20, 2016

Nigero

A cuban, typically very unfriendly and rude, a dick. See bastard.

Several nigero's were saved today in Key West after having gotten drunk and floated to the US.

by dangergod June 10, 2011

Nigerian Prince scam

tried to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Chorus
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe (Hm)

Bridge
I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I-I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise it's gon' be alright

Jimmy: Nigerian prince scam is bullshit but bro I like ur skechers
Tom: The light-up ones ?
Jimmy: Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe (Hm)

Bridge
I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I-I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise it's gon' be alright

to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones

Chorus
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world

Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool

by 1234UrANonce April 9, 2020

Niger Selfish

The most ruthless and insulting forms of selfishness.

Walmart is Niger selfish with their protected time off given to employees.

by kgnih June 30, 2020