My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Massive L

A severely overweight woman that exists out there. Beware, they are picky eaters and may make you waste upwards of $15000 on a relationship you do not want to be in.

No one likes Massive L

by Silverman133 March 31, 2023

Reids Massive Cock

When ones groin size is comparable to a hippopotamus, with watermelons for testicles

I want Reids Massive Cock inside me

by Reids Haters December 13, 2023

massive

pretty or stunning basically a compliment

“your massive girl”

by malliana September 15, 2023

Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020

Massive

LOW TAPER FADE!!!!!!
-Ninja

Do you know what else is massive...

by lldjlowtaperfade January 16, 2025

Massive

The low taper fade meme.

Ninja: You know what else massive?

by idkwhatname818 December 23, 2024