Great Falls, Montana

A place where you live when you have no coping skills.

"Wow, the ER in Great Falls, Montana sure is busy for a Friday night."

"That's because no one in this town has any coping skills"

by katiak March 26, 2009

montana hot pocket

The Act in which a person takes deer or elk meat and puts it in a blender. Once blended the person pours the liquid meat into a Popsicle mold and once frozen uses that as a dildo

My boyfriend keeps on giving me Montana hot pockets. What a great person!

by LouisMT September 15, 2015

Montana Shotgun

While getting an inverted blow job from your boyfriend you slide up and fart in his mouth.

Greg couldn't get the taste out of his mouth after a Montana shotgun.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

montana bannana

a large hand rolled marijuana cigarette usually rolled out of canadian kind bud.

wow look at the size of that montana bannana zeke rolled!

by irving ragweed February 22, 2009

Montana Rodeo

Requires three guys. One guy is on his hands and knees with another guy sitting on his back. The third guy tries to throw him off by violently penetrating the first guy.

Greg was always the bronco at the Montana Rodeo.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008

Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.

Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.

by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008