Landon is the kind of guy all girls want to be with and all guys check out. Landon knows his stuff. The dark web forums talk about Landon and refer to him as a skilled and trained professional. No details. He is rumored to be tied to the Clintons, but how is vague and mysterious. People say he do 112 pull-ups in 53 seconds. When Landon walks down a crowded sidewalk, the elderly yield to him and when driving the police pull over. Many a baby have said “Landon”, as their first words. This is a phenomenon known as “Landon-itis”. He is witty…some say the wittiest. He defines charisma and cool. Chester the Cheeta met Landon, and then became cool. Landon invented the mic drop.
“Did you see those baby ducks following Landon?”
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
“Landon is such a boss. I heard he has opposable thumbs and can lift a Porsche boxter with them.”
“Zack Bryan asked Landon to open for him, but Landon was making a cup of ramen. He said, “maybe later, bruh”.
“Landon’s drink a fifth of vodka and just drive. Sometimes they have a girlfriend in the trunk.”
“I heard that Chris changed to Christine so she could ask Landon on a date” but he knows a Chris when he sees one.
by K2darizzle April 14, 2025
Get the Landonmug. by BILLYX5 September 27, 2023
Get the Landon HORNEmug. 
"landon' "
by mrberryblast July 31, 2024
Get the Landonmug. landon is a commonly used phrase by the president of the moist community oftenly used to describe landon mckate
hey landon
by karma1989 November 13, 2023
Get the landonmug. A kind gentle man. He loves people and he is athletic. He usually gets the girls.he is charming and loves football.He is always a single number.he is loyal and is good at any sport with a ball. He is a good kid and never gets in trouble.
by THEBEAST2525 December 29, 2016
Get the landon foymug. I want to be like landon
by Landon kisser June 11, 2022
Get the Landonmug.