Jerboner

A combination of someone being a jerk and a total boner.

Can you believe that guy we met last night from Trenton? Biggest jerboner I have ever met.

by JLISS1379 July 31, 2010

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

Jerminsthion Orchalis

Native life form of the planet CORPLANIS 9.
Shortened to Jerry.
It is similar to arachnids of Earth, only 12x their size.
Their bites carry a venom that regenerates dead cells - wired in a primal beast like stage, causing the infected human to become a ZOMBIE!! Avoid this if at all possible.

That fucker just got bit by a Jerry "Jerminsthion Orchalis"
SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!!!

by doctor Z.cure August 5, 2011

jerbanjo

When you are completely awesome and you have the hankerin' to play the banjo

I wanted to stay and chat but i had some jerbanjo going on

by thismug November 4, 2011

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

jerking out

The act of jerking off while working out.

Carl: I watched a pornographic film last night of two dudes in a gym jerking out together.

by railwayhandjob1801 January 16, 2016

Jebbing Out

When one of your muscles has a uncontrolable twitch which is making you make involuntary movements.

My bicep is jebbing out right now!

by Zeldababe September 5, 2017