An Irish Athiest is a person that does not believe in the Christian God but still celebrates Christian holidays. An Irish Athiest isn't always Irish or an Athiest, only usually.
Hank: Hey, why do you have a Christmas tree up? I thought you were Athiest?
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.
Myra: I am, but I'm an Irish Athiest because I still want Christmas presents.
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If you are a yank and you may have irish descent but you think "too-ra-loo-ra" is an Irish lullaby, and you get drunk on green beer on st. Patrick's day, you're just "paper irish."
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The fellas got a lesson in Irish Democracy when the whole neighborhood blew off illegal fireworks on the 4th of July and the cops sat and watched the show.
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Steve: "Congratulations on becoming the Chief of Wage Cage Quality Control, you must be able to afford organic produce now with that pay raise!"
Dave: "I wish! Unfortunately, it was an Irish raise"
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Dave: "I wish, this new job is very Irish"
Dave: "I wish! Unfortunately, it was an Irish raise"
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Dave: "I wish, this new job is very Irish"
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Get the Irish Enema mug.Very proud family lineage made up of victims of the potato famine. Descendants of kings they are very confident and strong willed yet very empathetic. Never lie to one they have a sixth sense. They are known in Ireland for being berserkers so don’t give them certain substances unless you are ready for battle. If you have a secrete or need someone to talk to this is your person they’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts and be there if you need a shoulder, but don’t expect to leave without wisdom.
Person 1 “How does she talk the boss so easily?”
Person 2 “ oh she’s a Irish McManus.”
Person 1 “ maybe I’ll run something’s by her.”
Person 2 “ oh she’s a Irish McManus.”
Person 1 “ maybe I’ll run something’s by her.”
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