Pet Cat

A word used to describe your homosexual partner. Often used by residents of Florida.
My pet cat is waiting for me to come over after we leave the club.
by pint pint June 09, 2018
Get the Pet Cat mug.

Chia Pet

A noncontributory individual that lives with family and/or friends. Chia Pet’s are fed and watered by family and/or friends, which cause the Chia Pet to grow. Unfortunately, a Chia Pet does not feel the need to contribute to the household; therefore, causing serious turmoil with family and/or friends. It is not understood why the Chia Pet becomes offended when told by family and/or friends that the time has come for them to move on (i.e. get out).
its time for my CHIA PET ass sister to get out of my house!!
by Get the f' out already!! July 25, 2009
Get the Chia Pet mug.

Pet Is Birth

A common catch-cry of college students across New Zealand. It is used when there is nothing else to say in the class-room environment eg, akward silence or just the chance to just get attention.
It's origins are largely unknown but it is suggested that it started in the year 10 KingsWay School Drama class in the year 2004.
'Pet Is birth' is a classic example of a random concept that never died down. It spread like wildfire it maybe one day it will be written down in the annals of time itself.
by Trada October 10, 2004
Get the Pet Is Birth mug.

Pet Detective

The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.
John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.

James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.
by Civics February 12, 2012
Get the Pet Detective mug.

pet rock

Someone who exhibits no personality or reason for living other than cooking and cuddling.
by Naturalbornhater July 23, 2005
Get the pet rock mug.

pet boo

A very scary viscous dog.
The pet boo almost cought me at the corner but I climbed the pole.
by Robert Bailey June 30, 2003
Get the pet boo mug.

Horse Pet

The act of petting someones face as if you were petting a horse's nose. Usually done to annoy the shit out of people.
Last night when i was really drunk at Boar's Head (bar in Athens, GA), I horse petted the shit out of my friends Michael and Angie. Then i horse petted some rando and he looked at me like i was retarded.
by Jena Q April 11, 2011
Get the Horse Pet mug.