The coolest music ever! I mean, it is right on and kicks ass! No other music comes close, and if you can't understand it, then you are a preppy twat! HEAVY METAL RUULES!!
by Horvis November 6, 2003
Get the Heavy Metalmug. an awesome style of music far better than rock and rock & roll with amazing bands like metallica slayer anthrax and so on, very much like hard rock but with more ass-kicking solos
by headbangin'2005 June 13, 2005
Get the heavy metalmug. The music that everyone secretly loves, but most are too afraid to admit it.
Crazy, kickass guitars, insane drumming, and very diverse vocals, from clear singing to hellish growling.
Crazy, kickass guitars, insane drumming, and very diverse vocals, from clear singing to hellish growling.
by Broody May 26, 2004
Get the heavy metalmug. "Bru, I need you to cover me at the bar tonight and let me crash at your place"
"Dude... heavy load."
"Dude... heavy load."
by SeanAndrew January 16, 2009
Get the heavy loadmug. The other man keeping a wife occupied and happy while her husband is away on business. She stays in the marriage because her emotional needs are fulfilled by the "heavy lifter", and her financial needs are fulfilled by her husband. The "heavy lifter" isn't purely a sex partner, he provides her with her emotional needs as well. The relationship is more than a physical arrangement. Emotions are involved.
Her husband is out of the country for another month; it's time for the heavy lifter to come around.
She feels lonely without her rich husband around. She needs her heavy lifter.
I heard she's been married for so long only because she had a heavy lifter.
A: "Her husband is always away on business. I wonder how she keeps it together?"
B: "I hear she has a heavy lifter keeping her happy while he is away"
She feels lonely without her rich husband around. She needs her heavy lifter.
I heard she's been married for so long only because she had a heavy lifter.
A: "Her husband is always away on business. I wonder how she keeps it together?"
B: "I hear she has a heavy lifter keeping her happy while he is away"
by geish May 4, 2014
Get the heavy liftermug. It makes just walk right over to your stereo,open up the door on you CD player and just pee and poo therein and then smash the lid back closed.
by Satch Johnson February 25, 2005
Get the Heavy Metalmug. by jj August 2, 2004
Get the heavy metalmug.