long-ghetto

A sarcastic term used to describe Longmeadow as ghetto, meaning cool, as on the contrary it is not ghetto at all.

I live in the long-ghetto.

by michelangelo da vinci October 26, 2007

ghetto taxi

When two people (most specificly two grown men) ride on one bicycle, with the passenger either on the handle bars, or if the bike is so equiped standing on the rear axl pegs. Serving as a method of transportation, not to be playful.

He must not have had enough money for the B bus, hence he is taking the ghetto taxi down Whalley Ave.

by Christopher Cameron Stone July 3, 2006

Ghetto 500

Racing on the freeway between Milwaukee and Chicago. A poor man's Indy 500.

by ghetto500 July 22, 2003

The Ghetto Strip

A nine mile long strip from Tilton, Illinois to Georgetown, Illinois. Several video poker gaming parlors have opened up in an already financially depressed area. Along with a few massage parlors, video poker signs and LED lights everywhere give off a trashy vibe to make you feel like you're in the ghetto of Las Vegas.

Hey Brad, I just got my SSI check! Do you want to go hit the machines and strike it rich?

Hell yeah! Let's go to The Ghetto Strip! The buy here, pay here lot can get my car payment next week!

by Gummy bear sex January 13, 2018

ghetto wifi

A really long ethernet cable.

I can access the internet anywhere in my house using my ghetto wifi.

by Professor Booty May 13, 2004

im in the Ghetto

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From TikTok~

guy making a TikTok:Im in the Ghetto

guy again:RATATATATATATA RATATATATATAT RATATATATTATAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by GHETTOSSS December 30, 2019

Ghetto Blasting

The act of playing music very loudly on an old stereo that sits on ones shoulder.

Mi niggaz n I be ghetto blasting down da streetz of NYC.

by Victor S June 13, 2005