head fudge

head fudge = messed up, screwed, zombified.
messed up so bad that its as soft as sh!t.
My mind is total head fudge after last nights shindig dude
by Trixymixy August 14, 2010
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fanny fudge

When a person of a female variety wipes forward after a number 2, a copious amount of excrement is left in the vaginal area.
My finger is covered in fanny fudge.
by The fanny of fudge January 28, 2018
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fudge canvas'd

when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.
I got a discount of that hooker yesterday because she fudge canvas'd on my face
by brian charles-dutch hogg July 24, 2009
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Fudge Camel

The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.
Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.
by cjfudge August 22, 2019
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Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self
"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"
by Dick whettie spaghetti March 17, 2017
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Fudge Muffle

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!
by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011
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