A service offered my male prostitutes which involves making the client feel as though he or she has a boyfriend (e.g., dinner, dates, activities)
by LeRichard April 09, 2023
When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
by stuartc1 December 05, 2021
Work experience is when your school fucks up and puts you in a job environment for a week it fucking sucks and it's really shitty but they don't give a fuck
by Feederfizel February 15, 2019
A way that schools force you into a "work environment"
But in a "work environment" you are paid money.
Basically legal child labour
But in a "work environment" you are paid money.
Basically legal child labour
School "Hey kid you wanna do work experience?"
Kid "Am I paid for the labour?"
Schools "no? Why do you need money, you're a child"
Kid "isn't that just child labour?"
School "haha no"
Kid "Am I paid for the labour?"
Schools "no? Why do you need money, you're a child"
Kid "isn't that just child labour?"
School "haha no"
by SchoolIsFlawed June 25, 2023
Emmersing oneself in a 2 hours of engament with a Benny, where potzness, pseudo hyper-authoretizm and mild annoyance becomes your reality.
When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 26, 2025
an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019