Duece

A Girl who is at least two hundred pounds in weight, immediately qualifying her as unattractive... unless you're into BBW

"Dude you have got to see this girl I picked up last Friday!"
"Shut the fuck up Derek, I know who you're talking about and she's a Deuce"

by l_0ki May 13, 2005

Dub Dueces a.k.a. Duece Dueces

a 22 0z. of beer
a really small gat

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

fat bloody dusche

see kelly osbourne

WTF!! Why is that fat bloody dusche still trying to sing? HOW EMBARRASSING!

by Ross A January 5, 2004

deuchecock

when someone is a total deuche, and at the same time a cock.

Bryce: dude i'll kick your ass in Halo
Me: Your such a deuchecock!

by Lochapman January 17, 2008

Duchesneau

The biggest and loudest fart you have ever done.

Hey man i just let loose a duchesneau.

by Da Manz September 4, 2009

Dueceldorf

When a piece of poo is ridiculously comically large, it must be upgraded from a duece and classified as a "dueceldorf".

(noun) Little Jimmie ate 15 tacos in Tijuana and laid a 13 inch dueceldorf!

(verb) Little Jimmie rubbed his tummy, squirted out a fart, stood up and declared to his girlfriend, "Pardon me, I need to take a trip to Dueceldorf."

by Stink-SF September 25, 2009

duchesne

a really shitty school in st charles in which everyone sucks at sports almost as much as they suck dick. everyone is a douche, hence the name.
pronounced DOUCHEenne

-are you from duchesne?
-yeah!
-youre a chode

by jackwhokicksass November 26, 2013