Doctor Phew

Just one of those people that would be enormously improved by death.

Here Lies Doctor Phew:
A Non-Human P.O.S.

by Serenamine October 5, 2021

Doctor Pep3r

Second coming of Adolf hitler and the Antichrist

Doctor Pep3r is the anti Christ

by Doctor Pep3r October 22, 2019

Doctor Appointment

(idiom): feeling horrible, as to need a doctor appointment.

"Geez... This colds got me down, I'm feeling so doctor appointment."

by Cynical Skyline May 24, 2018

The usual doctor

A doctor who has been to multiple countries to serve or learn, the doctor treats you as though you are about to die but at the same time you are going to live a good life, the doctor usually has big eyes and is most of the time a big shot woman who freaking awesome and sometimes scary in colonoscopies.

The usual doctor was very interesting and I showed him this definition at my visit

by Hekil80pplin2dayshesadoptedmvl November 14, 2018

bug doctor

A bug doctor is a psychologist or psychiatrist, also called a shrink, that works with the inmates of a prison. They're generally hardy folk, considering how specialized the fields of forensic psychiatry and forensic psychology are.

Inmate 1: Are you seeing the bug doctor today?

Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.

Inmate 1: Right on.

by Dank Shrink September 22, 2019

Benche Doctors

Expert Benche Doctors with a high knowledge of the benche press exercise in which they specialize in. They're high knowledge in this specific exercise will get anybody with poor genetics or a low body weight to benche press an extraordinary amount of weight beyond their understanding.

Jose: Hey bro did you hear about Dr.Bazan the Benche Doctors I heard he's the best Benche Doctor in California along with his assistant Dr.Engel who is researching under Dr.Bazan's supervision.
Lalo: Yea I'm for sure going to jump up 50lbs in my benche within 3 months!

by El Benche Doctor December 19, 2016

Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all

It's like Doctor Who, but for really smart people. Plus, it will extend your brain to the point where you'll become the universe

Person 1: Do you watch Doctor Who? I love that show!
Person 2: Nah m8, that show is for dumbasses like you. I watch Doctor Whomst'd've's'nd't'y'all, and that is THE SHIT!
Person 1: What the fuck

by Trump's real news February 28, 2017