detestion

Otherwise known as detention. A poisoned, hateful concept put into practice in schools. Consisting of vaguely staring into space, or writing meaningless papers.

"I have detestion after sckool, cuz I flipped off the teacher"

by DieRednecksDie August 8, 2006

detention center

An alternate term for vagina, as suggested by Dr. Jesse Parks

She captured him in her detention center and said, "Never going to let you go."

by Herman Gottlieb February 12, 2017

juvanile detention

A place where bad kids go. If you continue to misbwhave in AEP, that's where you would go. Juvanile detention is a jail for kids, where you can be locked up. Juvanile detention is the worst place you can go. If you continued misbehaving, the freakin' aggressive cops would send you to a place where kids are torchured.

Guy: Where's by best friend?
Guy 2: Oh, i feel bad about him, he's in juvanile detention cuz he misbehaved in AEP. Still getting his class to laugh, so the fucking cops took him.
Guy: FUCK THE POLICE!
Guy 2: Yeah, don't trust those faggots

by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) October 13, 2016

Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .

Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!

by troubledemon December 23, 2009

detestible

something dat is not liked or another word for whack...myfriend said

The teacher is detestibleyo, he be giving us like man work to do.

by J2daD April 6, 2005

Detexting

To remove all fatal temptations to text and drive.

Why don't you text Linda that we're on the way. Can't bro, I'm detexting right now.

by Ms. Dolce September 5, 2012

Detesting

To dislike intensely; abhor.
To hate someone to the point of taking there life.

My friend is detesting me..He loathes me so much he said he might kill me!

by WatchMeFail July 4, 2010