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cock clock

When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.
"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"

"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"

"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"
by Trident of Treason December 4, 2020
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Grandfather Clock

A sex position for a two male one female threesome in which the two men face each other and the woman is hung upside down via one knee over the shoulder of one man. She is then penetrated vaginally and anally by each man respectively and swung back and forth. Resembling the pendulum of a grandfather clock.
"Simon asked if i wanted to make a grandfather clock the other day."

"You're not a clockmaker"

"Neither is simon"
by Slaginsecret May 13, 2023
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Cock Clock

When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂
Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!
by NotOkayAtAll69 May 31, 2022
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Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock
I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock
by Guido and The Guy April 24, 2023
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Clock Style

Something to spice up your sex life, you set a timer or stopwatch and every time it goes off you switch to a new sex position.
Person 1: How are you and Jill doing?
Person 2: Well, honestly things were boring until last night when we tried clock style.
by thedefiner v4 March 8, 2015
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Clock Glancing

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.
During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.
by imaglancer March 7, 2011
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Sex clock

I use the “:sex clock:”
by Mr.GOAT.444 May 28, 2020
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