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cold carl

like a hot carl, only with a glass coffee table in between the two victims
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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Hot-Carl

a hot-carl is when you cover your sex partners face in saran wrap, then u take a nice warm shit on their face and they get pleasure from the warmth.
I gave my kinky girlfriend a hot-carl
by Antoin April 18, 2006
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Justin Carl

typically a white male who think's they are totally g, but are really like J-rock (jamie) off of trailer park boys, the only difference is that this so called g usually has red hair. this person will also make you feel comfortable, but when its time to be solid, will be a little bitch, who tries to get girls to do tricks for his shwagg, best to stay clear of these mother fuckers.
ewwww that guy totally pulled a justin carl!
by shakenbaker August 11, 2010
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Hot Carl

When someone takes a shit on your ceiling fan and waits for you to turn it on.
Ray's room smell's like shit after I Hot Carled it.
by no123453322 August 30, 2013
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Fat Carl

Fat Kid from Coxsackie that mostly everybody thinks is cool, he say's a lot of funny shit that make's you laugh and got beat with a chain after hitting Tom in the head with a football
Damn, look at fat carl throw snowballs!
by Tommy T March 1, 2005
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Carl Benny

Carl Benny is a handsome young man and he gets many bitches but acts like he doesn’t. he also got a horse cock
i got dogged up by a Carl Benny he
by handsomemans May 10, 2022
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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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