certified wb

Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult

Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!

Person 2: why what do you mean?!

Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact

Person 2: bro im so scared right now

by Kauriki-toa January 24, 2023

Carti Test

When you're on a first date and you play Playboi Carti music to see wether your date will vibe with the songs or not. It may include similar artists like DESTROY LONELY, Kankan etc...

This girl totally passed the Carti test! I want her.

by Zahyo March 3, 2023

Certified Mal Kop

This is the definition for person who doesn't give af abt what other people think and lives by their own terms.

Damn that person is definitely a Certified Mal Kop

by jxy_.2wavy May 18, 2023

certi_ymz

Certi_ymz stands for a racist and homophobic person, also mostly used by pakistani people

Ugh, hes such a certi_ymz

by uselessly June 11, 2023

certified side nigga secret

CSNS - A truth or fact by a certified side nigga that must be gatekept. Can be used by the non certified as long as they don’t cap.

Guy 1: “Homie, you gotta give me her @ if she really that fine“
CSN: “certified side nigga secret 🙅🏿 ♂️”

by napa75 July 15, 2023

bed carting

The term for waking up in the morning and lying in your bed until you go back to sleep because you're too lazy to get up.

"Dude, I was bed carting til about 2pm today, so that's why I missed your party...Yeah, I know I'm lazy."

by Summer Green June 24, 2008

prettyboy carti

Prettyboy carti is someone who grinds all day an night and doesn't let people overwhelm the wit there bullshit and got all the bitchs

Aye yiu see that prettyboy carti

Marcus is now prettyboy carti

by Marcus da kid June 28, 2017