Beetleweed

n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.

"Hey bro, did you see that chick that just walked by? Her beetleweed was pokin out the bottom of her booty shorts!"

"My Grandma is knitting me a beetleweed scarf this winter."

"I need to shave my butt. I tried poopin today, but alot of it just got hung up in my beetleweed."

"Dude, didn't the ancient Chinese perform torture by plucking dissenters' beetleweed, one hair at a time?"

"Ohhh no. You hear that? My beetleweed is so long, it makes a swooshing noise when I walk."

by Big O SM SG July 16, 2008

the beatles

An arse kicking band from Liverpool who wrote brilliant songs and had cool hair. The band consisted of George, John, Paul and Ringo.

John Lennon and Ringo Star are dead, but that's okay because George is my favourite Beatle.

The greatest Beatle song is probably either Blackbird or Yellow Submarine.

by WrestlesWithHobbits January 16, 2005

turtle beetle

A little beetle usually found in pools...beetle the size of a dollar coin with little fins that help it swim it can last under water about 2 hrs without submerging to get air also known as turtle cockroach they can get to be as big as super ball or little golf ball.

as i went to clean my pool i saw a little mini turtle beetle eating the moss that was lying on the bottom.

by Rajpal May 13, 2005

carpet beetle

what happens when ladies get crabs

this girl wanted to get off but i didnt have a condom on me and i didnt want to go raw dog bc i was sure she had some carpet beetles.

by the lousyacrobat March 23, 2010

The beatles

The beatles are one of the most influential bands in the world. The band consists of 4 members, john lennon, paul mccartney, ringo starr and george harrison.

"I just bought The beatles' sgt peppers lonely hearts club band. it's pretty sick!"

by Jasd543 April 10, 2015

The beatles

The beatles are one of the most influential bands in the world. The band consists of 4 members, john lennon, paul mccartney, ringo starr and george harrison.

"I just bought The beatles' sgt peppers lonely hearts club band. it's pretty sick!"

by Jasd543 April 10, 2015

The Beetle

You're doing doggy on a chick and when she backs up on you, you balance your forearm on her back for a little support. Then when you're thrusting you perform 'The Beetle', here you slither a nice lick of your middle 3 fingers (Index, Middle, Ring Finger). Now that you have some nice traction on your fingers you wind up with a fat smack across the ass, this guarantees a ripping connection every time!

"Dude it was crazy I full Beetled her"
"What the fuck man, you gave her the Beetle"

by BeamingRappa May 26, 2019