The ban hammer is a power that website moderators have access to, that makes them feel as if they are dictators of the universe because they run a tiny little corner of the Internet, and that they wield like a club, to silence and intimidate any user who doesn't bow down to their fake Internet authority, or questions their decisions, which are always infallible, of course, because they are gods.
by q359 July 25, 2023
Get the ban hammer mug.An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.
"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"
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Get the ban cars mug.A weapon which is sat on by a person. U secretly put it on somebody’s chair and let them sit on it. Eventually they are going to get really mad that they have sat on it many times and it’s going to disappear. Nobody will know where it has gone, but the person that has sat on it just might know where it is
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Get the banned weapon mug.Me. I’m a ban simp. A ban simp is someone who feels a strong attraction to ban from the seven deadly sins.
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A popular YouTube trend where commentary YouTubers usually list top banned episodes of a tv show or show an iceberg of banned episodes. Most popularly, “Red Mist” AKA “Squidward’s Suicide”
Someone: “Hey! What type of videos do you like to watch?”
Figgleton: “Banned Episode icebergs and creepypastas”
Figgleton: “Banned Episode icebergs and creepypastas”
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