the most goofyest girl in the wurld. she has long blonde hair with blue eyes. she has a big ass and a bigger heart. i should know. also, she has eyes. did i already say that yeah i did. but i love her ass and her heart. also her eyes oh yeah i said that. did i say that? anyway she is kinda short but not that short. she is also taller than a small animal. she also has nice eyes what. also she used to be a baby. but she grew up. also she likes to wear clothes sometimes. wait nevermind (she just told me she doesn't). anyway she is the hootist gurl in school and shes HOOTER THAN U! i cant wait to marry her sister.
Guy1: Man that Eva is fucking gorgeous!
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
Guy2: dude arent you getting married to her sister wtf?!?!
Guy1: Shhh bro just lemme love who i love!
Guy2: Youre right bro, sorry for being so close-minded
*the guys proceed to make out*
by RandomRooster September 26, 2021
Get the Evamug. Eva storey is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet! She is the most stunning person ever, no wonder all the boys fall for her. Let alone the gorgeous looks, she has a pure heart of gold. She always knows how to make you feel better and will always there for you. You could give tell her anything and it’s guaranteed she’ll keep it a secret until her dying day. She may be popular as hell but she knows who her best and closest friends are and she will never let them down. If you ever become friends with Eva Storey just know that you’ve hit the jackpot and you’ve just made a friend for life!
by Grumpy xxx February 19, 2021
Get the eva storeymug. Just when I think my period is going to end, I keep bleeding. Sometimes I feel like its gonna last flow-eva.
by missesxccow December 21, 2014
Get the flow-evamug. 
by bealovesurmom July 20, 2022
Get the Eva’s sistermug. 