Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

animalgoldenshower

when a boy wants a golden shower from a person with a name that resembles an animal

a girl called kat giving a 'golden shower' (pissing on someone)

by Richard Bowyer April 11, 2006

ruby animal

Rare close relative of homo sapiens, always in the female form. Curvacious and sexy, the Ruby Animal can be found in her lair constructed of duvet and pillows surrounded by the crumbs of recent hunter gathering finds which are usually fed direct to her by the mate.
Ruby Animals constantly need attention- kissing, petting and stroking are common requests never denied for fear of violent reprisal or retention of sexual activity.
Postcoital activities will be held back by "five minutes" as she makes recovery.

"I need five minutes" said to mate postcoitally
"I'm off to visit the Ruby Animal this weekend"

by Jim April 2, 2005

boosted animal

A term used to describe someone who "good" at what they do only because of the people that helped them get there.

Man, Ben is such a boosted animal.

by d000 July 4, 2016

Animal Crossing

Farmville but if the animals were cute and sang Bubblegum K.K

I'm playing Animal Crossing that I don't have time to jack off anymore

by EnderTheFerr3t April 18, 2020

animals

Animals Are Beautiful. Respect Them. BITCHES.
I Luv Animals, And So Should You.

Stop Eating Animals. They Are Exactly Like U Except Have Fur And Walk On 4.

by Lyn Metzanielizi September 4, 2006

Animal Prostitution

Prostitution involving animals.

The cops busted and animal prostitution ring last week.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006