Alex

The slimiest mfs on the planet. Alex's love hentai and are very exclusive with the cocks they suck. Even though they have very low standards, they somehow manage to be the lowest of the low, scurrying around as the lowest dregs of society. They love looking at porn in public and are surprisingly proud about being degenerates.

Many of them blame their faults on their lack of a father and furthermore turn to anime to stir up the smallest of emotions in their cold dead hearts.

Person: Aye bro Alex whatchu doing in the back of the class?
Alex: Mf I'm reading hentai what else do you think I would be doing?

by ilike(wo)men21 November 22, 2021

Alex

The kind of guy who just randomly has a burger patty in his pocket, but would be totally willing to share it if you were hungry.

“Hey, remember Alex? Yeah, the guy that had random meat in his pockets?”

by nickn April 15, 2019

Alex

Tiny beta male with tiny pp. He can be funny but most of the time a pain in the ass. He is 99% homosexual and like people called Ivan. Alex parents are mostly related.

Ah, he's such an Alex

by Mikro Petro January 11, 2022

Alex

Someone who will stay by your back until the end of time, a crazy, funny amazing guy who deserves so much of the world. he's a guy who will always make you smile and laugh no matter what mood you are in, make you feel better when you are down and always be there when you need someone.

that cute guy over there? his name is alex and he's amazing

by lolskid123 February 3, 2018

Alex

dick

Alex is a dick

by Zackleburg March 6, 2023

Alex

He is a bich that will betray you and is so annoying .He will backstab you at any chance it will make him better

Girl: he have you seen Alex he is so annoying

another girl: ya he is

by Diamond attacker December 6, 2021

Alex

Legit mother fucker. Sexual beast. Smart. A manly man. Good in bed and he knows what the ladys like.

Single lady: Im so lonely, i wish i had a boyfriend.
Random lady: Looks like you nees to find a man named Alex.

by Redna Xela November 21, 2019