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Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.
"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."
by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010
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Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.
She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte
by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016
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Albert

Someone who loves playing roblox and screams all the time
You're such an albert
by Ohheyitsjustmeh June 27, 2020
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Albert

Camper; noun. A person who likes to stay still in one spot till the end of a foreseen event. Could not be deterred, regardless of k/d ration in-game . Tends to go by el ladykiller42 on domination and free for all.
Effin' Albert!!!!!
Yo, stop camping albert and start shooting, you camper!!
by Elcoolaxis84 November 24, 2021
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Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.
He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!
by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021
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Fatty Albert

A fat guy named Albert who thinks his all top notch and thinks his a smarty pants when really all he does is cry over stupid things like when he can't play video games or needs his mummy with him all the time
Mostly my ex friend fatty Albert is just like this cause he does all of that and is very fat because of it
by Hydro•22 June 21, 2018
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Albert

Liz's property
Albert belongs to lizi
by Assxrack April 23, 2022
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