The best football player in the world. His best friends name is Eli and he loves to drink...except the next day.
by Gage brooks July 8, 2018
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Get the Gage Brownmug. Gage is the kinda guy you want by your side when you have to fight the worst battle of your life. He’s tough and he’s loyal. He can be a jerk sometimes but he always defends the ones he loves. He spent his early years filling up on ho ho’s and ding dongs because crappy sweets are one of his weaknesses. But now a days you’ll find him dirt biking, fixing up his Jeep, and taking naps. Go get yourself a Gage before someone else takes him.
by TheUnderCurrent July 4, 2022
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by Gage Caldwell January 8, 2018
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by Dickeatser July 5, 2022
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by Tony Hawkens February 7, 2013
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