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Preston

He’s a fat ass who likes big oily men, he puts the mc in McDonald’s he doesn’t eat Big Macs he eats giant macs this man looks like he has triplets but it’s just his fat rolls. He pulls no bitches so he photoshops them in with him
Person 1:Have you seen that guy?
Person 2: yeah he’s such a Preston god…
by Aidan??Nadia?? June 1, 2022
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Preston

Scared of milk, can't spells vaccine as vachine and decision as decsion, or descion.
Prestons are just very dumb people.
Example 1: Imagine being scared of milk. You're such a Preston.

Example 2: You can't spell vaccine or decision? Oh my god what a Preston.
by aakkfnakfh June 4, 2022
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Preston

Preston is really arrogant and is mean and is fake and is very dirty minded
Don’t be friends with Preston
by CookieXlover March 13, 2022
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Preston

the most absolutely amazing person you will ever meet.he can be difficult at times but if you stick around long enough to know how to handle it, he will be your best friend.i love preston with all of my heart.his ginger hair, his amazing smile and his hazel eyes. he’s a very athletic person and will put all of his time into his sport.he has a great heart, a great personality and he’s the kind of person that i would want to marry.i would trust him with my life. <3
yk preston? yeah keep him around cus he’s the best person you will ever meet.
by Volleyballgal January 24, 2022
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power preston

your weak like power preston
by hahayes February 8, 2022
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Preston

A guy who will stick a marker up right in is pants and try to get you to look.
Guy: Preston stuck a marker in his pants?
Girl: He is cute, tho.
by e24273012h March 31, 2022
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Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.
I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.
by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022
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