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Post-Zoom Face

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".
Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long
by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022
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Zoom

The state of being higher than you've ever been before.
Example one
Friend one: "Are you okay bro? You've been watching Netflix trailers for an hour now."
Friend two: "Bruuuh, I think I'm zooming."

Example two
Friend one: "Bro you wanna come over and hit zoom with us?"
Friend two: "Nah bro, I'm still burnt out from being zoomed the other night."
by A$AP $ANDY August 8, 2021
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zoomed

When a student from another school flashes a zoom class call. Normally flashing buttocks or breasts on a rare and more intense situation the male or female genitals are shown on the call. Typically leads to a serious conversation with school administration and the "zooming" occurs a week after.
Did you hear what happened in Ms.Twomeys religion class?
No what happened?
Some kid came on and "Zoomed" (v.) everyone.
by Chicken nuggets224 April 29, 2020
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zoom

snap where? insta where? zoom here!
by Dk howard September 6, 2020
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Zoom Poop

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.
Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.
by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023
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Zoom

Stop being a zoom
by Gokumickey October 11, 2021
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Zoom

by PomuHub September 7, 2021
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