a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
by i'm a rizzard, hagrid December 21, 2023
Get the ketchup & friesmug. The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
Get the The Ketchup Crusadermug. by PizPuz April 29, 2023
Get the Creamy Ketchupmug. A sexual position where a guy has sex with a woman in either her ass or pussy until she bleeds and then makes her lick it off his cock.
Hey Anthony, what did you do last night?
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
I got this girl to do an Ass Ketchup with me and it was amazing but she was quite toothy.
by BigBojo February 22, 2022
Get the Ass Ketchupmug. by Federally April 16, 2017
Get the Open the ketchupmug. 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃😉😊😇🥰😍🤩😘😗☺😚😙🥲😋😛😜🤪😝🤑🤗🤭🤫🤔🤐🤨😐😑😶😏😒🙄😬🤥😌😔😪🤤😴😷🤒🤕🤮🤧🥵🥴😵🤯🤠🥳🥸😎🤓🧐😕😟🙁☹😮😯😲😳🥺😦😧😨😰😥😢😭😱😖😣😞😓😩😫🥱😤😠😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾 ass ketchup
by ¥en Ashiyo July 22, 2022
Get the ass ketchupmug. the queen of ketchup’s name is Christina. there is no other exception. Christina is the Ketchup Queen.
guy 1: yo man, do u know who the queen of ketchup is?
guy 2: u kidding me man?? it’s christina... duhh
guy 2: u kidding me man?? it’s christina... duhh
by apersontehe August 30, 2021
Get the queen of ketchupmug.