The Wisconsin cheese cutter

When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.

"Where is Brenda"

"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"

by Maverick402 May 24, 2018

Wisconsin Horse Race

The act of taking tubing and placing it in both partners rectums and having both shit at the same time. The objective of the game is to get your poop into the other person's butthole first.

"Did you guys try out the Cleveland Steamer?"
"Nah, we went for the Wisconsin Horse Race... whoever gets their crap inside the other person first gets to be on top"

by Meatball Meatball Meatball Spaghetti Woo November 18, 2006

Wisconsin Whistle Wetter

When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.

Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.

by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012

Wisconsin Back-burner

To take a shit while doing a hand-stand on your back porch.

Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.

by BroncoBlunt420 June 4, 2015

Wisconsin valley fair

Sussy among us balls

Wisconsin valley fair

by Ballssinyomouth669699699939 June 23, 2021

wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.

Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?

by Mentilman October 4, 2016

The Wisconsin Six Cheese

When six guys cum in a girl's pussy, and she lets it sit and marinate for at least 14 days. Period blood enhances the texture immensely, so it is recommended to time it such that the period starts roughly 7 days after fermentation starts.

"Dude. Mitchell and a couple of other guys gave Angel The Wisconsin Six Cheese last week, so once it's finished we are going to spread it on some garlic bread and go to town on it.

by IotaTheProto May 15, 2021