Vanessa

Lover of small fish. e.g. Nemo (Not a Shark!!)

Often located in the area known as Thrupp.

NemoVanessa

by The Weazel February 5, 2010

Vanessa Stump

Someone who is so obsessed with Patrick Stump that she claims to be married to the singer.

Me:Hey Vanessa, whats your last name?
Vanessa: Stump, as in Patrick Stumps wife
Me: Not even in your wet dreams

That girl is such a Vanessa Stump!

by Emily Addictive November 1, 2008

Vanetrain

That guy that everyone knows. He often tells absurd stories and is notorious for his ridiculous behaviour.

Here comes the vanetrain.
All aboard the vanetrain.

by dtbrown April 30, 2012

Vanne

1. Is God in the flesh on Earth

2. Sent to rule over the inferior human race
3. Possesses a mastery of almost any skill
4. Has no chill
5. Bangs hot bitches for breakfast

Thank Vanne! I was almost in a wreck, but Vanne blessed me with life. Here, take my wife and daughter as offerings of my thankfulness. Praise Vanne!

by whoopassmcgee January 18, 2017

Vanessa

Vanessa is a normally a girls name this one has beautiful hazel eyes and dark brown hair that becomes lighter in sunlight she is very stubborn and always sleeps but when she is up and hyper she is just so amazing she will put a smile on everyone’s face and when she does it won’t go away

Friend: Hey Vanessa you should come outside.
Vanessa: Nooo I’m going to go sleep
Friend: Pleaseee
Vanessa: No I’m tired
Friend: Okay....

by loving_peaches July 29, 2019

vaneesh

a private part of any sort. male or female.

omg! avanieesh is playn wit his vaneesh!

by Lfanzo April 27, 2006

vanessa

A black girl, who wears poetic justice braids. She's very smart with computers, but doesn't know the difference of maths and science. She attends Study Hall, because she is apparently advanced. She usually wears sweatpants with aqua underwear. She's very impatient. She repeats the same question over and over until she gets her answer. Her grammar is also improper.

Vanessa - "When do we get out of class??"
Class - *silence*
Vanessa - "Um... HELLO. WHEN DO WE GET OUT OF CLASS!"

by MLGLAFFS January 8, 2016