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“Yeah that antisocial Indian guy finally got laid, but he pulled a dirty vachan on the girl so she didn’t call him back.”
by CringeKing... December 10, 2023
Get the Dirty Vachan mug.Radovan "Radovani" Vachálek is the greatest chess player. He comes from wherever he was born. He is not a grandmaster because he finds the competition for it boring.
Instead, he decided to create a cult called "Chess Club", where he teaches some clueless students of Česká 10. The members of this cult are called "Chessists".
No angel can reach the tone of his voice. According to the Newton's law "the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction", Radovan is the most attractive person in the world.
He has few friends, like Mr. Hudák, a friend with benefits, probably, then there is Viktor "Vikiš" S., an involuntary friend, they are family, Jakub S., another involuntary friend, they are family, and finaly Mr. Brooks, their friendship keeps the chessclub together, they might have a love triangle with Mr. Hudák.
Instead, he decided to create a cult called "Chess Club", where he teaches some clueless students of Česká 10. The members of this cult are called "Chessists".
No angel can reach the tone of his voice. According to the Newton's law "the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction", Radovan is the most attractive person in the world.
He has few friends, like Mr. Hudák, a friend with benefits, probably, then there is Viktor "Vikiš" S., an involuntary friend, they are family, Jakub S., another involuntary friend, they are family, and finaly Mr. Brooks, their friendship keeps the chessclub together, they might have a love triangle with Mr. Hudák.
Person 1: I think you are attractive!
Person 2: No you don't, it's just Radovan Vachalek's gravitational pull.
Person 1: Oh, I am glad, you are ugly af.
Person 2: No you don't, it's just Radovan Vachalek's gravitational pull.
Person 1: Oh, I am glad, you are ugly af.
by Záborš Jonásky June 8, 2024
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Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
Damn, RIP. She’ll be renowned White Girl Valhalla.
by theonewhoflops December 2, 2023
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