flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018

Schrödinger's Volcano

A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".

Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .

by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021

ice volcano

When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.

Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.

Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.

by KarlPilkington April 12, 2016

Cock Volcano

When your cockerel erupts semen in a glorious fashion

I was just pleasuring myself in the pool until the cock volcano, the pool then turned a milky white

by GuyNamedPubert September 7, 2020

white volcano

It’s a game where you have to use the same cumsocks every day when you jackoff. one month later you have to tie your filled cum socks and throw to your favorite teacher when it hits your teacher she will look like a white volcano

Haha I fucked your uncle then my uncle chalenged me to white volcano my teacher

by Stoinky dick cheese October 31, 2017

Japanese Volcano

When you have anal sex and cum in the woman's ass then she projects explosive pixelated diarrhea out of her ass .

Bill, I blew my load in Sally and she Japanese Volcano'd. I couldn't see for days.

by Whiskey Hell Podcast July 24, 2022

Anal volcano

when you are fisting someone with diarhea. And you wait for all of the persons feces to build up, before removing your fist, and letting all the shit splurt everywhere.

Friend: Bro why is your shirt brown?

Me: yeah jesica wanted to try doing an Anal volcano.

by PEE POO PEE PEE March 16, 2020