A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird
Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”
Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
by Braintoot February 22, 2022
Get the brain tootmug. Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.
Okayyy. She tooted!
by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021
Get the Tootedmug. 
The act of getting a person so high that they agree to anal sex and afterwards fart while you are pulling out.
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