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Swamp thong

A swamp thong is when your ass sweat creates a dark place on your pants shaped like a thong!
It can lead to swamp ass and if untreated it lead to a more serious condition called duck butter. This can lead to fungi in the ass crack and genital area requiring medical attention!
Look, that guy in playing volleyball in the cutoff jeans has a swamp thong

Damn, its so hot today; if i'm not careful i might end up with swamp thong.
by Jimi7849 July 17, 2021
mugGet the Swamp thongmug.

Thong Truffle

Bits of fecal matter stuck to a thong or G-String.
Dude likes her so much, he ate her thong truffles.
by Vantallywacker August 6, 2025
mugGet the Thong Trufflemug.

Le-Thong James

When u pull a thong out of a bent over woman's ass as far as it will stretch, do a gagger off her turd cutter and release the bungee thread back into her cheek canyon creating a plume of white powder resembling le-bron james’ powdered hand clap.
I went to the strip club last night and hit this stripper w the Le-Thong James in the champagne room
by Mikaela Slopko February 10, 2024
mugGet the Le-Thong Jamesmug.

schlong thong

Man, dalton looks like a stripper with his schlong thong on.
by MachinegunKarley April 23, 2021
mugGet the schlong thongmug.

The Dong & Thong Throng

When you wear a thong and have your dong out in a throng, don't act like its wrong. Maybe they can all have their dongs out and the throng sings a great song.
Jennisa: Why would you wear a thong in public? That is weird.
Nickolas: Nah, thats just the Dong & Thong Throng typa shi ifykyk
by AxxSquiggleGod April 3, 2024
mugGet the The Dong & Thong Throngmug.

long-prong thong

A person who is constantly bored. They don’t like what used to entertain them, they have zero exercise, zero power in their brain's battery, zero oxygen… They are basically a zerozerozerozerozerozero.
Please, anyone who is in here, tell my brother to do something real because I don’t like him being a long-prong thong anymore!
by bluestinger66 March 13, 2024
mugGet the long-prong thongmug.

badonka thong

the act of witch R.J Robinson yanks his pants down and rams his under-where (usually tighty whities) up his ass to make it appear that he is wearing a thong, all while he is bouncing around like a little school girl who had her period for the first time.
hey look, R.J. has a badonka thong
by Pimp Master R.J's a Fag October 23, 2011
mugGet the badonka thongmug.

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